1. What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?
Ans:- A thyme machine.
2. What did the dentist say to the computer?
Ans:- This won't hurt a byte.
3. What did the computer eat on the moon?
Ans:- Space bars.
4. What do computers eat when they get hungry ?
Ans :- Chips.
5. What do you call a computer hero?
Ans :- A screen saver.
6. What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
Ans :- A Big Mac.
8. Why did the computer show up late to work?
Ans :- it had a hard drive.
9. I have many keys but usually only two or three locks. What am I?
Ans :- A computer keyboard.
10. Sometimes trapped, Sometimes plugged , Sometimes squeaking
Ans :- Computer Mouse.
11. I have keys but no locks.
I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can't go outside. What am I?
Ans:- A keyboard.
12 What do computer
programmers sing in the shower?
Ans:- Disc-o.
13 He never eats food, and do
not drink water. Before his intelligence Every wise person gives up.
Ans:- Computer
14 What's in a computer? Who
stores everything?
Ans:- Hard Disk
15 What's in a computer? Which
is not visible and Use to run a computer?
Ans:- Operating System
16 Tell me which tube are the
worlds the whole thing is available.
Ans:- YouTube
17 Who is the inventor of
computer?
Ans:- Charles Babbage
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